Boy vs. Girls; One of the great mysteries of this great life we lead, especially to the keen (tongue in cheek) observer like me, is the remarkable differences between boys and girls. Beyond the obvious, I often wonder why guys are so sloth like, slovenly and generally unremarkable in their approach to creature comforts. When I headed off to college in Max, my ’69 Beetle with green shag carpeting, a Coors tap handle for a stick shift and a killer stereo, I needed only to worry about few things to satisfy all my creature comforts. I needed my stereo speakers (the small 24” tall pair, as opposed to my 3 foot Cerwin Vega’s that could take the roof off a dorm room); an amp; my turntable; a dozen or so albums (they were vinyl, so they took up more room than CD’s or the 2,000 songs that fit snuggly in your pocket on an iPod); 3 pairs of jeans; some t-shirts, flannel shirts; sneakers; boots; sheets, towels & a pillow; my Crockpot; a typewriter (no laptops or desktops back then) and my ski gear. Except for the skis, all of that fit neatly into the back seat of my tiny little bug, still leaving room for at least one other person, if I so chose. My shopping list for ‘new things’ needed for the 3 ½ hour trip to school, and for the next three months until I got home for Thanksgiving, were things like shampoo, deodorant, a new comb, several 3-packs of tightie whities from JCP, a pair of cords if I needed to dress-up (I didn’t), and a new tomato crate to hold my record albums.
I was talking to a good friend yesterday, who is my age and has two boys the same age as my two girls. His boys, like my daughters, are both going to be in college this year, one a senior and the other a freshman. When I asked if they were all prepared to go off to college, he said that they were both working up on the Cape this summer, and that he expected them to come home next week, pack a suitcase and some essentials, and they would be off a few days later with, maybe two suitcases worth of stuff in toto.
My girls on the other hand, which I have on good authority are pretty similar to most girls heading off to college are an entirely different story. Daughter #1 (D1), is my rising senior, a communications major/sociology minor, who is moving into her own apartment with another girl; and Daughter #2 (D2), is my actress who will be a freshman BFA acting major in the fall. D1, for the past 3 weeks, has taken over the better part of our dining room and ½ of a two car garage as a staging area for her trip down to Washington. For this pilgrimage we have rented a 14’ cargo truck, which appears likely be filled to the roof top. Understandably, this is an apartment, and it does require the requisite, couch, kitchen/coffee tables, bed, bedroom set, desk, etc. etc. The cost of rental and fuel will likely be double the value of the contents of the truck, and I am anticipating that we will need to rent one again in the spring after she graduates. Not a good return on investment, but it makes her and her mother happy. There is lots of priming, painting and re-finishing going on in the back yard. Dad, the resident sysadmin and networking expert, is busy working on computer stuff for the two girls; I just finished cutting and sanding a top to D1’s new (old) coffee table and will start building the necessary framework for a fabric wall (hate to tell you how much this is going to cost) to separate the dining room from the living room, which is being fashioned into a 2nd bedroom of this formerly one bedroom apartment. I am sure this is just the tip of the iceberg of the ‘dad work’ that will be required in the coming weeks before we shove off to Washington DC.
D2, has commanded the living room as her staging area. It blows my mind how much attention to detail one’s (remember this is a girl) first dorm room requires. Duvets, and duvet cover, matching pillow sham, dust ruffles, bed risers, fabric covered bulletin board that coordinates perfectly with the aforementioned bed décor; desk accessories; pots, pans, plates & other kitchen stuff (note, the dorm does not have a kitchenette); vacuum cleaner; iron & ironing board; additional bulletin boards; magnetic board; posters, prints & wall hangings (plus special no-stick 3M wall hangers); TV (roommate is bringing the fridge); computer & printer; iPod & docking station/clock radio combo; pillows galore; lap-desk; clothes, clothes and more clothes. This will easily fill 75% of our 8 passenger Honda Pilot SUV plus a roof rack carrier barely leaving room for the driver (Moi), D2 and her mother. No doubt much more will be bought at Target when we arrive in Boston and discover what’s missing, not to mention what’s to be shipped in the following weeks.
Then vs. Now; Permit me to reflect on what a difference technology has meant to our new college students. I had the latest in cutting edge technology when I shipped off to school; my Crockpot, turntable, speakers, Abbey Road, Layla, Dark Side of the Moon, an alarm clock and my brand new Royal electric typewriter that I got for high school graduation plus 12 sheets of correction paper for the nights of typing and retyping from sleep deprived mistakes and my, less than ideal typing skills. Communication needs were much simpler (and cheaper) then, I needed only a couple of dimes (in the even I lost one) for the payphone to make my requisite collect call each Sunday to tell everyone I was fine and to occasionally ask for a little money.
Today, TV’s, DVD players, laptops, printers, printer cartridges, paper, iPods, cords, cords and more back-up cords for everything that isn’t wireless or Blue Tooth; mobile phones with QWERTY keyboards, and internet access have completely changed the technological landscape. I asked Casey my good friend and techno mentor if I should get the girls Mac’s or PC’s; and after thinking about it for a minute, he suggested PC’s. This bemused me as he is a total Mac OS nerd. When I asked why he would recommend the lowly (in his mind) PC, he asked me if I wanted to hear from them when they went off to school. I replied in the affirmative. He said that they would always be having problems with their PC’s and would be calling Dad, the sysadmin, to fix them over the phone. I thought long and hard about what he said … and bought the PC laptops.
NOTE regarding the difference of going to college with today’s technologies: Back when I was getting ready for college and we got our assigned roommate, we called each other to introduce ourselves over a land line (touch-tone mind you) one-time and it was ‘catch as catch can’ when we met for the first time in the fall. Today, it is an entirely different story. D2 received notice of her roommate and within 24 hours they were email and Facebook pen pals. D2’s RA contacted her within 48 hours of the room assignment and half the kids assigned to her floor were already in contact with each other via Facebook comparing everything from majors and social preferences to things that were going to happen on day 1 when they arrive. They will probably know each other better before stepping out of the car onto campus than I knew of my peers when I left after my first entire year at college. Email, IM, texting, Facebooking, Tweeting and other messaging technology like Skype have completely changed the college experience. Daily calls from their unlimited family text and minute plan mobile phones, thrice daily, or more, text messages back and forth, have completely eliminated the line at the payphone a the end of the dorm hall on Sunday’s. I kind of like that; it lets you know they are alive and takes the mystery out of wondering if you will hear from them on Sunday. The Paradigm has shifted indeed; WiFi, Bluetooth, WAP, XML over HTTP, high speed VOIP, internet and cloud computing have long since changed everything. Long gone are the days of White-Out and correct-it paper. Today’s only caution is to not print too much in color because your $45 color ink cartridge needs to last a full semester. Even D2’s printer is WiFi. The cords are primarily for power and back-up when all else fails. Music, words, pictures and film are all digital. D2 is still taking Abbey Road, Dark Side of the Moon and Eric Clapton’s Layla, along with 2000 more songs neatly packed in 4 ounces of hardware plus earbuds. While, the old soul that she is, has a turntable and all of my favorite records, there will be no more vinyl at college, or falling asleep with the needle of the record player clicking back and forth over and over on Stairway to Heaven, until you wake up.
I have to admit; I love the new technology and vastly prefer the iPods and Pandora to my cherished vinyl. Staying in touch and hearing that my girls are ‘alive’ on a daily basis will be a great comfort when their mother and I face our first season of ‘empty nesting’. And if this year is anything like D1’s first year at college, we will hear from them regularly. That may be another astonishing difference between boys and girls. According my friends with college boys, they do have the same technology to communicate with home but they don’t use it like girls do and that, for this father of two daughters, is a good thing. Yes we are pushing our daughters out of the nest in a few weeks, albeit more like driving them out of the nest with truck loads of accessories and appropriate décor, but we know we are never more than a click away from touching them and knowing their okay.
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